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# Sam is a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# sams are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *Glares*
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# are you a sam?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Most Sams are cunts
This Sam is a dead cunt, I think. He was an ugly bugger when he was alive though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Nah
My dog is and he is ALL of the aces.
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# lady sams are ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I had a dog called sam,
he was a golden lab
Then he died :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# he died
he died
he died
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Is that some kind of really shiny expensive room for scientists?


: (
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# No you silly!
He was a yellow big dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# We took ours to the vet today.
She has a slight skin inflammation.
She had her anal glands emptied too!! Yuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Sweet, I wish I had anal glands,
that way I could squirt anal juices on people I dont like.

That would be an awesome superpower!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Just eat some undercooked chicken
result
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah, but you dont really have much control on the squirting then do you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Oh you want control as well do you?
Fucking hell, you want the anal glands on a stick, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Yes, yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# But that smell may be nicer!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# bet they didn't use gloves when they squeezed the glands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# He was made of custard???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# No, he was made of dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# dog custard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# gold
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Always believe in your soul!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# because it comes out of you hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Silly Earl!!
BIRDS!!
Bird's make custard!
Unlsee yer bird's a dog!!!*

( *not yours, I'm sure yours is lovely)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# have no dog now
dogs make soup if you give them something spicy to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# For the evil genius who
just loves bling
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)