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# I like this...
in other news, I spilled aftershave on myself and now I smell too good too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
Which aftershave?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Impulse . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
well done you - what lovely thing are you doing to celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# bathing in after-shave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# gah
just because I smell like an expensive Turkish whore doesn't mean everyone should... bloody tiny bottles of aftershave.

:(

my eyes are shrivelling up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Huzzah!
*congratulatory hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
Erm. Why am I congratulating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's our anniversary . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# erm...
some Penhaligon's stuff... I have some in my desk for when I have to meet with visiting indignitarys...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Teen Spirit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Silly prof
IMHO just a dab of aftershave is one dab too much.
I bet you smell like a 70's ghey club!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# and you, out without your hat on!
out without your hat on!sheesh! Standards these days . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I are hatless at work
It's not part of the dress code.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, yes
yesok


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I do
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Rub up against all soft furnishings
that tends to be how my mate removes his, and why my living room occasionally smells of Paco Rabanne SomethingOrOther.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# He's just marking his territory
be thankful he doesn't 'spray'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# this is good advice
trying to wash it off seems to be making it angry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Or go and have some sex.
That always seems to remove perfume/aftershave.

I'm going for a cigarette, because us cool people do things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'll go and see if anyone's interested
but I don't fancy my chances...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *SURPRISE REMOVES AFTERSHAVE IN AN INNAPROPRIATE MANNER*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh my goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)