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# That's your Dad, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Very similar to mine, yes!!
When he was that age!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I would have replied 8 minutes ago




















but it 's quite hygnoptic
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *waits*
Ah, there he goes. Woo!

TJ: can anyone point me towards a good tutorial about how to photoshop a landscape to make it look all tiny and toy-like? Any help will be rewarded with cayke.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# try this
recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's the puppy

Pics in the tut aren't that great, but the technique is wonderfully explained
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Nicely Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# gracias!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# One cayke coming right up
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Cayke!
/eating choc-chip brioche with hot chocolate at the mo, so cayyyyyke will be a fine partner to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No, I can't help*



however that in itself is helpful


*expects cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# aye, blur the top
and the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Executive summary:
- use gradient mask
- use lens blur filter
- up the levels and/or contrast a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Actually this^
All the tutorials pointed my way last year were when I was still on PS7
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Tilt Shifting is what you're after.
www.good-tutorials.com/search/tutorials/all/shift?approved
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Thank you sirrah.
I suppose I owe you some cayke as well now, it's only fair.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# there was one of them
used as the cover of The Game (Times supp) the other day, but the photographer used a tilt focus lens and sat in the most uncomfortable seat in wembley to get it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Crazy Frog?

Nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# mummy!
Oi! Did you give me your right address? I just had you get well soon card returned yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# No, I gave a fake address
Of course I gave my correct address! :D

When did you send it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Strangely
To your address. Are you sure that you left you discarded body parts there?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *When* did you send it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# When did you body bits explode?
May?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ummm, when was the London Bash?
It was a week before that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah I think it was the start of June when I sent it out.
I'll just blame you as it's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# mm kay :D
Feel free to Gaz me about it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I will do!
And I'll write to my MP too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)