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women are shit at footmassages

and most blokes would prefer to be wanked off than have their feet messed with

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

I'm not most blokes.

The only long term relationships I've been in, on reflection, have given damn good foot~~jobs~~ massages.
But that then speaks volumes about their other talents.
It's just guys just generally don't give foot massages with their tongues:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

Maybe try Cockweasle, he said he likes doing that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)

~~tongue~~ caustic soda and a week old newspaper.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

Some men like to be wanked off BY feet, in an odd twist.

I didn't see THAT coming, I can tell you.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

This woman is a trained reflexologist

I give damn good foot massages

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

That's just what i need!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

Also qualified in swedish, aromatherapy and indian head massage

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

What if I wanted a head massage though?

Not being Indian and that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

You got cash?

Or toffee crisp bars?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

pay her in Rand

she'll never notice

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Mrs T

I have a shop load of confectionary, a heaving stock room and a 40ft container docking tomorrow.
I think I can accommodate your every confectionary-related desire :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)