b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8890192 (Thread)

# It's evolving...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Is that last
An expression of his desire, or her hygenic attitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha
he should break her toes, that'd learn her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This
Fucking bitch. BITCH. BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# And why is it always the blokey type giving the foot massage
under flippant promise of the favour being returned?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# women are shit at footmassages
and most blokes would prefer to be wanked off than have their feet messed with
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm not most blokes.
The only long term relationships I've been in, on reflection, have given damn good footjobs massages.
But that then speaks volumes about their other talents.
It's just guys just generally don't give foot massages with their tongues:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe try Cockweasle, he said he likes doing that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
tongue caustic soda and a week old newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Some men like to be wanked off BY feet, in an odd twist.
I didn't see THAT coming, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# This woman is a trained reflexologist
I give damn good foot massages
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# That's just what i need!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Also qualified in swedish, aromatherapy and indian head massage
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# What if I wanted a head massage though?
Not being Indian and that?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You got cash?
Or toffee crisp bars?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# pay her in Rand
she'll never notice
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Mrs T
I have a shop load of confectionary, a heaving stock room and a 40ft container docking tomorrow.
I think I can accommodate your every confectionary-related desire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i'm too ticklish
to want foot massages, but i got proposed to once after giving a girl one.

they're in my arsenal of attack
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I tried to do that!
Well, twist her foot.

And have her screaming.

She will get her cumuppence(s).....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hehehe
She's no Windy Mountains!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# WINDY MOUNTIANTOPS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# next bond girl
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# MOUNTAINTOPS OF SOLACE?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# question of sportish
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *shrinks*
Sorry!
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair George?
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

He has
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# splended!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Stan :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That's an Ijoy 100
or maybe a 110.

Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)