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# FUCKING RED HOT GARGANTUAN SIEVES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# OH SPPPPPAAAANNNNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# June looks a right cheeky little un
and I suspect August would go like a privvy door while the plagues in town...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *Launching Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hole-y inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's amazing that anyone could con-sieve of a pun this painful.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm straining to think of a worse one
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# The March sieve looks a bit young for this sort of thing
you paedosieve
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "Nearly Legal Strainers"
top shelf your local grubby mag shop, anytown
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Ha! You loon
sorry to hear about your job. I'll be out next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm sure I will survive
I have skills and a folder full of comprimising documents. The futures stripey!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Miscellaneous Properties
on the Costa del Sol
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# NOT SAFE FOR KITCHENS
I tell you though, i'd like to drain my sprouts in March.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Are these no collanders aye?
They've got me hot to trot, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# title="WHUT?"
Yep. A big sieve, essentially.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I want to see a large hadron collander
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# These red hot colanders are giving me a hadron, but it is far from large.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)