if i had a hammer
i'd use it to club another passenger, then throw them through the window.
much easier than all that messing around.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:23,
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If I had a hammer, I would hammer in the morning.
Also, the evening, and maybe, all over this town.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:25,
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i would hammer at 3 a.m
just to piss off my neighbour who likes to watch war films really loudly at silly o'clock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:28,
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