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# SALTY.
Needs more cream.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# no, she did it of her own free will
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And it took you 18 minutes for that? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# what can i say
i'm a perfectionist
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# the seventh pube
agrees with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# seven pubes for seven sisters
the seven pubic samuri
the seven deadly pubes
on on the seventh day god looked down apon the other six pubes he had madeth and thaught "oh hmm i know another pube today".
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it was getting the smile right, wasn't it?
i'm terrible with smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# terrible similies!
i remem,ber finding a website full of the weirdest similies from kids english exams *couldof been from the newsletter*

"IT' glided along the water just like a brick wouldn't."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Well, it's accurate, it has that going for it
Unless the brick was thrown by a massive custom-made brick-skimming machine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# crudely drawn cock flavour soup
so nourishing, so creamy.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yet
suprisingly beige.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# like that's a bad thing
*smoothes safari suit down and looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# magenta safari suits.
now that spells win.

if win is spelt m a u l l e d b y t i g e r s
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)