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# my dinner
(oh globbits love is always over in the morning, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# SALTY.
Needs more cream.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# no, she did it of her own free will
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And it took you 18 minutes for that? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# what can i say
i'm a perfectionist
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# the seventh pube
agrees with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# seven pubes for seven sisters
the seven pubic samuri
the seven deadly pubes
on on the seventh day god looked down apon the other six pubes he had madeth and thaught "oh hmm i know another pube today".
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it was getting the smile right, wasn't it?
i'm terrible with smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# terrible similies!
i remem,ber finding a website full of the weirdest similies from kids english exams *couldof been from the newsletter*

"IT' glided along the water just like a brick wouldn't."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Well, it's accurate, it has that going for it
Unless the brick was thrown by a massive custom-made brick-skimming machine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# crudely drawn cock flavour soup
so nourishing, so creamy.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yet
suprisingly beige.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# like that's a bad thing
*smoothes safari suit down and looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# magenta safari suits.
now that spells win.

if win is spelt m a u l l e d b y t i g e r s
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# your punishment is to look at this for a day
z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/L/8/curious01280613.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# w... what the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# he has been in films
adam sandler films.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ah that was where I know him from!
He is one of the tards in the stands in Waterboy isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# he's also in Little Nicky
and i think another one.

EDIT: i think he;s the ref in the basketball game in nicholas of small stature.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Who is he in Little Nicky?
Ah, is he the referee?

Edit: Shuddering fuck, that was Dana Carvey who was the referee!

I can't remember who nipples was, was he the one whose head got turned into a boob?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ooh well timed edit :D
nipples was the golfer in happy gilmour who i think.. talks about how the ball wants to be in the hole and he just has to encourage it.

"Tit head! Go with my father."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Nah,
it says he was nipples in Little Nicky....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# fair play
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I think I'm going to have nightmares now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# He was also the kid in gentle ben, the one you wanted ben to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# He is worse without the hat :D
www.imdb.com/media/rm2982124288/nm0397212
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# jesus fuck
what the hell happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I guess not being allowed to be in Happy Days
really fucked with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# if not being in it does that
what the hell does it do to you if you were in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# See here:
www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/donmost2005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# dear god
he looks like a turd hanging out of an albinos arse hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# he really does need a paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# that is clint howard, ron's brother
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# is he actually?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Google says yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# actually his brother
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what the hell happened there..
lol.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# he had an accident with the ugly tree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# and
the ugly forest is big on vendetta.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# thats what you get for fucking a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# and deciduous aids
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# not to mention
Dutch Helm disease
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# How did you manage to turn my screen into a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking ace!

"I tried scanning a mirror...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# HOW IS MIRROR FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
i love yahoo questions and answers. it's like wikipedia filtered through the minds of retards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# he really did hit every single ugly branch on every single ugly tree in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# and as he fell he'd land on the ugly train track and the ugly train would just keep coming and coming woo woo!
(you know like those big ass aussie trains)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# aussies are rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# stop humping my leg!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# stop what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# the internet we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you puffed on your inhailer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# .
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# HMPFH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha
goodbye sleep
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# sexy time?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you said it partner
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Wow!
I have never seen that before!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Wait. What?
I haven't seen that in....weeks!

/edit: Jamaican?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# nah
she did it of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# is it tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# no mate, it's mince night tonight
bath night is tommorow
it's still a few days till soup day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# uhoh... i've got the mince in the bath...
...soup? argh i read that as soap... thanks for saving me from eating soap again!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i'm testing "the coast of Yemens" hat out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# does he know
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# its in his profile
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=38688
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it is a good hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# it does work very well
i shall rate this hat as woo yay houpla panowowie!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha, it means chicken, but it says cock! HAHAHAH!
COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# chicken?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# wow thats
umm, its not easy bein a modelw


*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That is fantastic
I applaud you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Cor!
Nice pussy!

Not sure about the cats head though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# nice to see she's whole again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# The expression is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# it was the closest i could get to the cats expression
i found her on virtual girls her name is vikki.
they dont have one woman in a cat outfit but it wasnt convincing enough for me.
I instantly thaught back to another b3tan who had made something similar to this
(but much better) and went about making my lovely as daniel pell would have put it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Tell the internets!
wow
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Fuck,
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you dont mind if i whip this out here then ..

C F B
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i want that one
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I have a two words request:
Stop motion.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Me too: me too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, im tempted to
still working on .... the storyboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hot penis liquid.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Chicken? I always thought it was iguana and cow's hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# FOUL MCPIECES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)