My wife wont let me buy one :(
From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)
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From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
then smack her in the face and go get one for yourself!
Does she make you sit down to piss too?
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:59,
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Good idea. *orders 3*
I deliberately piss on the seat and wait for the screams :)
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:03,
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I spent many months devising a "walk-through" toilet
it still doesn't work :(
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:00,
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I just use the shower
and push it down the plughole with my toe. Like in France.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:01,
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Except you use YOUR toe and not whichever part of your child will fit.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:02,
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Yay
More jokes about French girls and their dubious personal hygiene please
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:04,
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Don't be like that
I think it's fair to say that you started it.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:05,
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hey!
of course I did!
But I'm a quarter French, so I'm allowed. True fact.
edit: you didn't really think I was offended? Bof! De rien! etc...
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:07,
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But I'm a quarter French, so I'm allowed. True fact.
edit: you didn't really think I was offended? Bof! De rien! etc...
haha!
'son of a bitch of my arse' - my French friend's favourite (and probably unique) swear.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:18,
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yay!
i now know what to call the next arrogant fucker that pushes past me when i'm buying lunch in that rather crap truck-stop in montpelier!
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:21,
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yes!
it's a phrase that open doors when on the continong. I also have a friend from Montpelier. Small world, n'est pas?
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:22,
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oui.
the truck-stop in question does have a rather splendid wall/rock thing, which is great for climbing and having a joint behind.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:24,
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indeed.
although the combination of outdoors and stoned could lead to having sex up a tree, which is damned uncomfortable :)
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:37,
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Hurrah!
I'd buy one.
also - hurrah for challenge entries that don't equate 'what men want' to 'inflicting pain on yourself'!
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:01,
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also - hurrah for challenge entries that don't equate 'what men want' to 'inflicting pain on yourself'!
what kind of real man lets his wife tell him what to do?
buy one, man, grow a fucking pair!
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:06,
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There are rules
1) Agree with the missus
2) File all comments under "Ignore"
3) Buy anyway
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:08,
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2) File all comments under "Ignore"
3) Buy anyway
agreeing with the missus can sometimes be a good idea
other times, it could lead to having your bedroom decorated in pink chintz wallpaper and being forced to go on a visit to the set of emmerdale with a load of tea-cosy-hat-wearing old biddies.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:11,
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Then she utters the words that no man wants to hear...
"My mother's coming to stay for a few days..."
I suppose it's why pubs were invented.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:16,
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I suppose it's why pubs were invented.
if i ever get married, my husband will never have to suffer that torture
i can't get my mother to visit me now and she only lives half a mile away!
lazy cow.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:18,
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lazy cow.
i may be female
but all these soft, poncey "new" men sicken me.
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:13,
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Quite possible to agree with equality etc
and do emotions without being poncey and vain.
Now if I could find a woman who wasn't sexist...
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Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:34,
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Now if I could find a woman who wasn't sexist...