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10th November - The Sleuth Sloth of Slough

As suggested by Riverghost

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)

Ha ha, Deerstalkers ftw

I do love your backgrounds. They are really "texturey"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)

Silly man!

Going near a stabby pubbing without a jug of custard.
The fool! The fool!

*runs about manically*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)

No match for a cloth cap, aye.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)

Stabby pudding would obviously crap all over a cloth cap in a fight!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)

I've had that...

~~had~~ seen

EDIT: Also, never do anything Riverghost asks, it is all part of his great master plan!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)

STEWTH!

hahaha. Yays.

Gah! I feel like a badgers arse! Been awake since 10pm!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:15, archived)

badger's arse, one of the finer ales?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)

Nutty with an after taste of dung.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)

A beer you never want to surprise whilst on a brisk country ambulation.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)

someone should make an advertisment for this so I can claim credit...

Click for bigger (66KB)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)

HAHAHAHA

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)

ha ha ha woo

I see it being distributed acrss the land...(usually on the pavement outside of all night greasy pizza parlours)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)

And a source of bovine TB, we're told.

I've been up since 4am, as usual. D:

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)

I'm an insomnaic.

Last week was actually OK but the previous three I averaged 20 hours sleep a week.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)

Poor sod.

Have you tried Valerian?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)

Herbal pill, lavender oil, night rescue remedy spray, teas...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)

I find beer works best.

hops + alcohol = zzz

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)

Yeah but your not an insomniac.

drinking to sleep when you have it is basically the fast track to alcoholism.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)

True enough

I did have a couple of crackheads downstairs until earlier this year. The place was boarded up after 9 months of intense racket, when a woman on the bottom floor's 3-year-old daughter brought a crack pipe in.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)

aaaw how sweet. Her first crack pipe!

I lived in a house next door to a couple. They worked out that hey could get through their loft into mine and then into my house to take what the want.
I also had a flat below a load of So Solid Crew members. My flat mate was complimenting her brant money by buying and selling stuff on ebay.
When stuff arrived and we were out them and their frinds used to open the delivered stuff and take what they wanted, throwing what they didn't on the floor. They also had very loud parties every day from about 3pm to about 4am.

EDIT: Have we had a bad neighbours QotW?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)

Fuckers.

Edit: 3 years ago
207.44.242.20/questions/scaryneighbours/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)

Psssst

Chamomile oil?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)

WANK

that is all

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