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# I'm telling you
tj: it's my birthday today, the card I got from my girlfriend is printed thus:


To-day is your Birthday Extravaganza
Let's eat unusual flakes
combining
Extract Burdock Root
and
Methyl Parahydroxybenzoate

I have a vague feeling of concern
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# are you fruit flies?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha no
this was illustrated by a photo of Phil Lynott and someone dressed as Barbara Cartland

I'm not sure I'm actually awake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hippy bathday
by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# tar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# your girlfriend
she CrAZZZEEEeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Happy birthday!
romanteeq
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# roman teak
... an ancient wooden cupboard into which to put trickets and knick knacks given to you by suitors and lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Those trickety trickets...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU KRAPOTNIK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# As long as you get your birthday blowjob then who cares, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)