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# Frightened courgette is frightened.
TJ - I got German spam today! Can any German speaking b3tan translate this for me please so I know where to send all my personal and financial details...


Guten Tag,
leider konnten wir ihren Paket gesendet am 01. Juli nicht zustellen, da
die Adresse des Empfangers nicht existiert. Drucken Sie bitte den Lieferschein im Anhang dieser Mail aus,
und holen Sie ihr Paket bei uns ab.
Mit freundlichen Grussen,
Ihre UPS
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# here
Good day, unfortunately we could not set their package transmission on 01 July,
there the address of the Empfangers does not exist. Will please expression you the
delivery note in the appendix these mail, and you fetch their package with us.
With friendly Grussen, Their UPS
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Aw friendly Grussen.
I shall forward all my information forthwith.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# it says his name is gunther
and he is fucking your wife and that your too stupid to read german so you'll never know
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It means
"No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only".
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Roughly translated it says:
Pay Attention!
For you, Tommy, ze war iz over
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *Public space chuckle*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)