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# Hello.

Tried to get this anim into a GIF but was looooooow quality - click for Youtube version
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *wanks onna courgette*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# WOAC!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# WOAC NELLY
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Careful now
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# haha awesome :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i call this
paranoid cucumber sex tape.

starting this girl:


woo and click btw :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# That cucumber has blowjob lips.
I imagine it'd feel cold and mushy.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that's what microwaves are for.
this and for drawing little people with ripped guts
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yay for Microwave!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Great job Microwave!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The animation is very good
woo to you sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Has he just seen Kerry Katona approaching
with a tub of lube and a thoughtful look on her fat stupid face?



It's most woo by the way :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NoooOOoooOooOooo...
Use... The Gel!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You're VERY close to the truth, sir.
But I don't think I could draw KK without choking on my own bile and hatred.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# thoughtful?
kerry katona?

same sentance?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Aces :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha, what's making him wiggle?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# He's supposed to be rocking back and forth
like a catatonic child who's just seen his mummy and his daddy "fighting", naked in their bedroom. {:I
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# cool
I'm not too sure you need to lose anything. Looks just right for a flash movie.

To reduce its footprint for a gif, you could get away with making the shadow a consistant colour. It would look more cartoon like. I'm not too sure what app you are using. I'm not even sure how I would do that myself with lightwave to be honest.


I like this - click
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It's Aftereffects CS3
I thought of importing the footage into another program but I wasn't sure if any could render and compress GIFs as well. I think the main prob is that it's 8 secs.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Frightened courgette is frightened.
TJ - I got German spam today! Can any German speaking b3tan translate this for me please so I know where to send all my personal and financial details...


Guten Tag,
leider konnten wir ihren Paket gesendet am 01. Juli nicht zustellen, da
die Adresse des Empfangers nicht existiert. Drucken Sie bitte den Lieferschein im Anhang dieser Mail aus,
und holen Sie ihr Paket bei uns ab.
Mit freundlichen Grussen,
Ihre UPS
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# here
Good day, unfortunately we could not set their package transmission on 01 July,
there the address of the Empfangers does not exist. Will please expression you the
delivery note in the appendix these mail, and you fetch their package with us.
With friendly Grussen, Their UPS
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Aw friendly Grussen.
I shall forward all my information forthwith.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# it says his name is gunther
and he is fucking your wife and that your too stupid to read german so you'll never know
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It means
"No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only".
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Roughly translated it says:
Pay Attention!
For you, Tommy, ze war iz over
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *Public space chuckle*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I love your expressions. woo!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I love your expressions too.
*stares at you through window while you sleep*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# this is all of the ace, and then some :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)