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# Red food dye
That stains ANYTHING
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Blackcurrent
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Good idea
I like it.
But what if I don't want it red?
(Thought RED is now growing on me)
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Pour red wine on it
Turn it purple
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I was thinking
of taning it like leather.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# creosote!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# can't get real creosote
the liberals were crying about the fumes making people high, so it is now early learning safe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Which is
why I stockpiled in the 80s.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# thank god for solvent cement
that stuff is a god send some days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that explains why the price of creosote spiralled out of control...
you may even be responsible for the current GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS(TM) as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# inject yourself with smack before painting the fence
that should sort you out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I just sniff solvent cement at work if i need a high on a shit day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# what do you do if you need a shit on a high day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# don't put the glue on my arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# wise words there mate
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i've got red wine by my keyboard right now
but i'm pouring it down my throat instead - much better idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# As Mrs Trellis mentioned, dye should do the trick
I have read articles on using clothing dye to color (oops, colour) plastics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)