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# I'm not sure what you mean by
mechanical keys. What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# a robot comes in and presses the key you think about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Is it Bender?
Or that bendy-armed fuck of off that old show?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# metal mickey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oh fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# the other monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Tweeky? Robbie the Robot? Dusty Bin?
no it's a very pointy robot that jabs away like an old type writer

It's shit really, but people say wow that's like steampunk and so retro cool and I say "yeah, you twats"

and they laugh

so I call them twats again until they stop and finally fuck off

its harsh but they do need telling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# You could build a robot to do that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# now that's a fucking plan
I will design it now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# may I be the first to say
FP THIS NOW!


:D


sorry, I'm too exciteable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# colour it in your wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fuck yeah!
:D

*unzips*

I'm gonna lacquer this fucker good!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# aim for the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ahh, country style
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Sneak attack critical on Twat-Bot!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *CASTS +10 OCCULAR WEE BLAST*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Personally
I can't wait for alternative-energy-driven punk to get popular.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# personally I can't wait for efficient implementation of convential scientific and engineering paradigm-punk
it'll be totally generic, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Eco-Punk
smashing the system with root vegetables and chunky knit sweaters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# cave-punk
I am waiting for 70s-IBM-Punk.
www.squareamerica.com/ib.htm

everything styled like this.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# a mechanical twatbot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# only mechanics can use it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# My repair skill is 80
but I'm level 20 now so I'm pretty much stuck with it.
Sometimes I think it would be better if I hadn't left the Vault at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# hamz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I think he means they have microswitches instead of leaf switches
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# leaf switches tend to give up and fall off at this time of year though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ...which is why this season is known as
switch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I have maniacal keys.
The bastards have little bitey teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# They click
click like clicky bastards
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# There are three kinds of
Keyboard mechanism:
Mechanical - Each key is a seperate switch. They last longer and click when pressed.
Membrane - Rubber sheet with little contacts underneith. Used in most keyboards. Cheaper, lower profile. Not as clicky.
Scisor Keyswitch membrane - It's like membrane, but with some plastic stuff. Laptops use this alot.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)