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# Tea can not bee too milk, it can only be too week!
woo.

Could I also point out, and you know who you are, when you start a tub of margarine you take the foil of AND DO NOT RETURN IT!!!
That sort of thing is worse that using a fetus as prophylactic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# sorry
it won't happen again.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oh god!
You're not one of those are you? What's the point? It has a fucking lid!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# no - I'm not... although I've never thought about it - I didn't even reaslise it happened
... I just wanted to join in the conversation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# People do it.
I just had to remove one before i posted. If you open a tub of marj and see some nice prestine foil you think, 'oh ho ho! Virgin marj. I can squiggles designs in it if I so wish. I should take the first, untouched slither to perch abreast my Hovis extra sardiney.'
But no! You are robbed! 'Oh noes' you go, 'Some rotter I have the misfortune to be in residence with has raped me of chaste marj. They have whored it round town, violated it and dressed it was a faithful bride.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *offers counselling*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# The council won't do anything!
They're in on it! You're all in on it!!!
*dons tin foil helmet*

*fills shoes with cottage cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Nothing else for it
*fetches shotgun*

Now, this'll only hurt a little...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Thanky
*eats*

yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *sedates*
it's okay - the margarine can't hurt you in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Fine! Put Trelly's Foetal Condom's out of business!
See if I care!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It can
be too milky if you add too much milk.

Also, what't the point of returning the foil, it's just an extra thing to fiddle with when dealing with toast.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ...
*makes a lat-tea with a teaspresso and HUNNERS of milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *wants*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *Big hugs*
how's it all going hot stuff? You had a nice weekend listening to your wee girl chuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I haven't been able to get her to do it again!
But I did have a lovely weekend :)

How's you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Full of powerful awesomeness ... despite it being a Monday.
I'm also semi thinking about trimming or removing my beard...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# EXACTLY!
And you can't have it too milky. In fact I'm going off now and I'm going to heat some milk and put a teabag in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Why?
why would you do this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Coz they are evil.
They want you to think you have the joy of untouched butter substitutes but the want to crush you. WHen you are on the floor pounding your fist howling in greif the watch and cackle whiles cutting kittens eyes out with a rusty nail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I think what Bovine is wanting to know if why you would
want to make a warm tea milkshake...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Well tough!:P
Why would I? Coz it would be yummynicenice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Maybe it's a ruse to distract people from realising that the margarine has been melted and poured into a jug while someone (and they know who they are)
took a dump in the bottom and then poured the marge back in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That's dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sorry
it won't happen again

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# margarine
is shite
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# this too
butter ftmfw ... dripping if you have it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)