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# ning
would you prefer to be called red, or sushi, or redsushi? (or whoop whoop)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I like the name Tarquin.
Please call me Tarquin McSmittherington!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# too long
ed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT ED!
Who is this Eddie Fingers fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# he's a major troll on this board
keeps on shopping pics of my wife from my profile and then being really creepy- wanting to be my friend- reminds me of Alan Partridge's no.1 fan
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
What is really scary is that there aren't even any pics of your wife in your profile! ;D

He was gazzing me yesterday, very strange.

Are you from Greenwich? I just figured from your QOTW answer mentioning Deptford that you may be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I had to remove the pics in the end
not from Greenwich- sarf lahndahn? nah mate.
Originally a North London ponce who saw a lot of standup in the '80s and '90s and then emigrated to Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well you prolly got out of London at the right time!

*puts on stab vest to walk to the shops to get milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ring tone?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Why would I want to call Tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# no michael.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# SPELL MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU KNOBBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# it took me a while to spell my own all the way through.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# It took me a long time to learn to spell my full name, i was about seven or eight before I could spell it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# And yet you still expect me to take advice
from you on OS's?

Ha ha ha! Tard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it doesn't crash, it doesn't have annoying updates
I can download videos of someone arsefucking a ferret and the virus that comes with it won't damage anything because there is no windows there for it to damage.

and i'm dyslexic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Oh I see.
So you were looking for pictures of peanuts characters and ended up with Linux?

I have never had a virus infect my computer in my life, as I have a decent anti-virus.

Updates aren't automatic on my sustem, and my computer very rarely, if ever, crashes!

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# well done, you jumped through a bunch of hoops and ticked the appropriate box
in some memory wasting graphical interface to turn the updates off.

Antivirus is another process running in the background.

really doesn't crash? do you use more than 10% of your cpu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Not often I don't think.
It sounds to me like your problem is that your computer isn't really powerful enough to handle everything you are running, which is hardly Microsofts fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my comps are fine and I have seen far more problems with people
running vista and xp than I have ever had.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)