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# monkey tennis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Monty!
Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Ningles MAIOF!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# hungry.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I am also hungry.
But I have no bacons, Eggs, Sausages or Blancmange!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# i'm at work.
ordered fish, potatos and pees.

this is not food.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Fish is good foods!
But not as good as Beef foods and Venison Foods and Wild Boar foods.

Potatoes are wicked cool! Mostly in Croquette form.

Peas are only good if they are cheesy!

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i've been in the library since 7pm
i'm dying for real food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Order a Pizza!
But make sure they send you one of yesterdays, as day old pizza is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# not bad idea. i've only got another 800 words to write then i'm going home to eat bacon till i pass out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# BAD JEW BOY!
You may not actually be Jewish, but if you were, eating bacons would make you a bad jew boy....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# your clever arguing has caught me coming AND going
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yay! I win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ning
would you prefer to be called red, or sushi, or redsushi? (or whoop whoop)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I like the name Tarquin.
Please call me Tarquin McSmittherington!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# too long
ed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT ED!
Who is this Eddie Fingers fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# he's a major troll on this board
keeps on shopping pics of my wife from my profile and then being really creepy- wanting to be my friend- reminds me of Alan Partridge's no.1 fan
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
What is really scary is that there aren't even any pics of your wife in your profile! ;D

He was gazzing me yesterday, very strange.

Are you from Greenwich? I just figured from your QOTW answer mentioning Deptford that you may be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I had to remove the pics in the end
not from Greenwich- sarf lahndahn? nah mate.
Originally a North London ponce who saw a lot of standup in the '80s and '90s and then emigrated to Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well you prolly got out of London at the right time!

*puts on stab vest to walk to the shops to get milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ring tone?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Why would I want to call Tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# no michael.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# SPELL MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU KNOBBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# it took me a while to spell my own all the way through.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# It took me a long time to learn to spell my full name, i was about seven or eight before I could spell it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# And yet you still expect me to take advice
from you on OS's?

Ha ha ha! Tard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it doesn't crash, it doesn't have annoying updates
I can download videos of someone arsefucking a ferret and the virus that comes with it won't damage anything because there is no windows there for it to damage.

and i'm dyslexic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Oh I see.
So you were looking for pictures of peanuts characters and ended up with Linux?

I have never had a virus infect my computer in my life, as I have a decent anti-virus.

Updates aren't automatic on my sustem, and my computer very rarely, if ever, crashes!

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# well done, you jumped through a bunch of hoops and ticked the appropriate box
in some memory wasting graphical interface to turn the updates off.

Antivirus is another process running in the background.

really doesn't crash? do you use more than 10% of your cpu?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Not often I don't think.
It sounds to me like your problem is that your computer isn't really powerful enough to handle everything you are running, which is hardly Microsofts fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my comps are fine and I have seen far more problems with people
running vista and xp than I have ever had.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# KISS MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# *kisses*
have you been at the anchovies again?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# no.
I don't know what that smell is. I've tried all sorts. I even tried eating apples.

They're not as nice as boiled eggs, unfortunately. With anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hmmm... *scratches chin*
i love a good mystery!
*dons sluthing hat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Sherlock Ives and the Great Anchovies Secretion Mystery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *slaps*
quiet watson!
i'll think of the mystery title!
lets go!!



the smell is following us..
*looks through magnifying glass*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# This reminds me
I must watch that series again
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I watched them all again recently.
My flatmate was away for the weekend, and I discovered that it's the only decent DVD that he owns. The rest are subtitled eurobabble.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Buy him this for the future:
It will be the greatest 5 pounds you ever spend!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
Brilliant films
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You aren't wrong!
I watched Airplane again last night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# :D
I already have them. I'm a Leslie Nielsen geek, thanks, Shirley.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I still have a bunch of Leslie Nielsen VHS' in a box somewhere
Loved 'em as a kid...

Wrongfully Accused is the first one of his I ever got.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xVr5AJz2xNo

:D
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I always forget how rude the films actually are
every time I don't watch them for a while :D

Have you ever seen this? It is by the same fellas who did Airplane!:

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fried-Movie/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 'NINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Gorilla Golf!
More ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Hosteling with Chris Eubank?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Pimping with Sam Allardyce
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I love you
in a way
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# what way is that?
*fears for his anus*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Jealousy does not suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# no
but this hammer does
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'nings!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ning Monty!
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)