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# Since my last one was too shocking....(For some b3tans)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
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(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
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*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
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Mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
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cries a little
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yes
That was worth a new thread.

EDIT: Did b3ta just freeze up there or was it a glitch in the Matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# QUICK! GET TO A PHONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# its engaged - what does it mean OMG WHAT DOES IT MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# did you see the same black cat twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Coz it wouldn't shag on a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# glitch
my reply appeared double and had to delete one. Also I just saw agent smith flying past my window.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# needs more goatse
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Youre like a tesco value dexionplexis
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I actually prefer Floppy Donkey to Dekion.
But then again, that isn't saying much....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i didnt say i liked either of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I would never accuse anyone of that :D
But at least Floppy Donkey doesn't post pics of bloodied war children.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# should I make an animated gif about that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Do what you feel is right, mate. I can easily ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# jesus, what crawled up your (hairy) bum today sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# your mum lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hehe
Jesus, the zip/zop joke... got me two ignores(confirmed) by some. Is this a good or a bad thing on b3ta...*not sure*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *waves fist in furious anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# What's going on today?
is it a full moon or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Full moon, half moon, total eclispe!
*eats jaffa cake*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *searches desk*
*Swears he had a jaffa cake here a minute ago.....*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *waves hand*
These aren't the jaffa cakes you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I think it must be.
The annoying thing is though, these posts get more responses than your majestic pic below!

I meant to ask you about that,

Why is the wall next to the bear baiting transparent?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Do you mean the timber structure in the back garden?
on the extreme left?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I mean this bit:


I was being a silly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Poot!!! You had me there for a second!
You big silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I assume it's a good thing that I can't load this picture.
Afternoon everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# So now we're being cunts to n00bs that are within the filesize, not massive pixel wise
and have a correctly drawn cdc, replete with 3 hairs per bollock?

Tough crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8950668
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm not a total noob, just a prick...
I don't understand..a cdc is a cdc. Whats happening for gods sake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You posted an animation featuring a man with a hideous facial deformity for shock value
Then you had a bit of a flounce and posted it again a few minutes later replacing the face with a CDC

It's not difficult to understand if you have a few brain cells to rub together
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)