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# People at work have learned this.
'Fae, can you do this thing?'
'Yep.' *sits*


'....well are you going to, then?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# so that's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# no, more of a revelation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I have a name too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# which is...?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I BET IT'S JEFFREY
SPELLED WITH A J
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# shut up tom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Donahue Alexandros Suorland
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# pronounces AleHa... or AleXa...?
That's a dead good name. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# my name is a somewhat more pedestrian variant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Dave Alexander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# no, yes, ?
it does begin with a D though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# stick to the b3ta handle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yes then, that is my name.
When I have enough money, I may tap up deed poll to get them to change my boring middle name (Elizabeth) to Danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I was having a discussion about middle names the other day,
and my friend made the (quite possibly not original, but definately awesome) suggestion that we all give our kids middle names like "the destroyer" and "scourge of the northmen" and so on.

Hello everyone, this is Alan "the warbringer" Stevenson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# my daughters middle name is elizabeth
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# '
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Sorry chap, after 24 years it gets boring.
I'm sure she'll love it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# there's a bloke at our work
whose personality is basically summarised by the fact that if you ask him "Can I borrow your pen?" will invariably reply "I don't know, can you?" and will not hand you a pen.

Every. Fucking. Time.

He's a friendless twat, but that's no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just do it because it makes my boss get all exasperated
and renders her unable to talk. I'm not a wanker, just an insufferable arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I recommend flaming shithammers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We've got a cunt like that
most sarcastic fucker on the planet

He also has no friends, but thinks he does
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ours isn't particularly sarcastic
he's just a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)