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# you can do the queenie squeak?
lucky you! my voice is about the same level as melchett's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Same annoyed nose wrinkle too, apparently.
I'm about as terrifying as a scone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *pours into bucket*
*puts in fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Put him in the freezer = freebsicles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *openly masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Terrible mental image.
Cockfronds. Eep. *scrubs brain*

Please b3ta boys, don't chop your willies in half.

;-) yes I know, I'm only joshing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
*shakes head*

I'm sad that I thought you'd chose to understand it in the cockfronding sense.

I suddenly need to pee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# If I'm honest, it was the second thing I thought of.
*waggles hands* you doooon't neeeeed to peeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I do.
Your internet hypnotism has failed this time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's because I've got my glasses on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well, at least you're open about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It only endangered my job a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you need a new job
one where visual self-fondling is encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You two are a very sexy pairing
dya know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# People go on about women on the internet either not existing or being crap
all b3ta women (well, most) prove that theory very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# we don't just know it
we love it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I can do Queenie speak too
But impersonating Bernard's more fun:

"You're so clever today, you ought to be careful your foot doesn't fall off"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *claps happily* She's the best thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# mouthies open nursie should be shut
but it's true, sweet one. i had 3 sisters named donald, eric and basil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)