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# pockeyt keyring knife designed for evil purposes
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Out in time for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# That's no penknife!
is it just me or does Brand look a bit jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I thought this
which would destablise the knife coupling Jewish Brand and Hitler it would probably explode.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Oy Vey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# where can i purchase such a wondrous device?
also, where can i find several dozen easily disposed of henchmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Liverpool city centre?
Assuming you don't mind your underground lair getting looted on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# bugger that!
town is full of pikeys! i'm not having my lair's roof pissed on by a drunken football fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:26, archived)
# That's pretty nifty . . . one can even us the key as a corkscrew . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Leave out the Brand and I'll buy eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:23, archived)
# but they're both essential!
the hitler is for scaring off jewish mothers-in-law and the brand is for scaring away daily mail readers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# so that would be a skeleton key then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I am sure "tate over the world" has already been copyrighted
but aside from that, it's a nabsolutely spiffing idea
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Taters . . . rule !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# dick taters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Well peeled . . . of corse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# mashed?
with a pint of cream and a full pound of butter, sir.

sorry, i was momentarily possessed by kryten.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# HITLER IN A HAT!
Highly improbable.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)