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# imagine if you licked the fucker?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i would lick it
just to see what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Try the grape one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It looks like it's saying =
"hey hey! Oh no you di' ent girlfriend"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# this looks like a psychedelic mimsy
crossed with an ultraviolet black pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# VULVA.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Best car for families I hear
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# 340 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I would watch
you might become a princess!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# The Devil You Say !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hey thats not fair!
* firey strumpet teases the wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# needs more pea soup
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'm in it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# YES :D

Yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# i am currently wearing a nightie
that says princess on it. it has a little glittery crown, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# well
that saves me a trip to the phonebox round the corner

*removes mac*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# i'm being decidedly unsexy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# In my head you're still as sexy as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# good.
am i naked in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Nearly, you're being too slow.
Give it 10 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# it takes a while
to undo these suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# It's ME undoing them >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# that explains it!
you must be refastening the bits i've already undone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# look after the pennies, eh?
we're in a recession, man, use your imagination!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i am using my imagination
but you've just saved me having to do the whole darth vader impression

i can't keep it up more than 5 minutes, start coughing uncontrollably, and that's not something you want to hear when you're receiving unsolicited dirty calls, let me tell you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i aim to please :)
it's a good job i didn't tell you about my kagoul...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *spluffs*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# you dirty, pac-a-mac loving perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# you make it sound wrong?
right, i'm off to feed my sims addiction one last time this week. with any luck i'll be fuelling my beer and attractive student addiction tomorrow
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i'm off myself soon
i have to go to church in the morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I can't see you behind the curtain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# are these curtains
made of beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Jerky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# yes...

(if anyone can remind me how to login to b3tards i'll be thankful)
www.b3ta.com/board/8964015 too :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# cor!
morant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# chuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ...its a shag actually :D
a dirty shag at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# the common cormorant or shag
lays its eggs in a paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Well hung . . . out to dry !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)