mwuahaha
to be honest ruth gordon already looked like moid quite a bit
www.xxeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/b000063km102lzzzzzzz.jpg
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:35,
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to be honest ruth gordon already looked like moid quite a bit
www.xxeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/b000063km102lzzzzzzz.jpg
Hmmmm
"Consider the mustard seed in the field"
"Consider the lily"
"Consider the.... err..... yeah, consider the, err, waves on the shore."
Nah, Jesus was all for pointless comments. Why, I remember reading in the Acts that he once told Peter that he had new sandles.
"I've got new sandles, Peter," Jesus said.
"New sandles, Lord?" Peter asked. "They look like the old ones to me."
"Yes, they do," Jesus replied, laughing through his handsomly-cropped beard. He was a fun old kind of chap.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:41,
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"Consider the lily"
"Consider the.... err..... yeah, consider the, err, waves on the shore."
Nah, Jesus was all for pointless comments. Why, I remember reading in the Acts that he once told Peter that he had new sandles.
"I've got new sandles, Peter," Jesus said.
"New sandles, Lord?" Peter asked. "They look like the old ones to me."
"Yes, they do," Jesus replied, laughing through his handsomly-cropped beard. He was a fun old kind of chap.
Christ. And I thought I loved him.
Next time I'm in brighton let's go to his house together and piss on his doorstep.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47,
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There was a time
that we were in the field with the Lord and we were hungry. But it was a Sunday and we did not want to pick any of the farmer's grain to eat. And Jesus said, "For fuck's sake, if it was a Monday you'd stab the farmer in his sleep for his 4x4 and PS3 but because it's a Sunday you won't steal a bit of raw wheat. What are you, some kind of fucking pussies? Grow some fucking balls and eat that wheat you cunts."
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:51,
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one of my all time favs
and filmed just a few miles from my house, actually (well, lots of it, anyway.)
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:02,
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As much as I'd love to disagree,
I simply can't.
Your brilliance is blinding me D:
*shields eyes*
'Ning ma'am
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39,
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Your brilliance is blinding me D:
*shields eyes*
'Ning ma'am
you forget, i'm not 15..don't do your creepy gary glitter routine on me!!!
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:40,
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I'm not, I just have nothing to be guilty about :/
Which is why I'm confused.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:46,
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Hahaha
Edit: Arf! Just noticed crap toilet tranny is in your profile. I miss him like a brother/sister hybrid.
I want that picture on a christmas card.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38,
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I want that picture on a christmas card.