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# mwuahaha


to be honest ruth gordon already looked like moid quite a bit
www.xxeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/b000063km102lzzzzzzz.jpg
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# It's a
15? Blimey. Strong stuff.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# you like making pointless comments don't you?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# jesus.
THATS WHO FUCKING DOESN'T!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hmmmm
"Consider the mustard seed in the field"
"Consider the lily"
"Consider the.... err..... yeah, consider the, err, waves on the shore."

Nah, Jesus was all for pointless comments. Why, I remember reading in the Acts that he once told Peter that he had new sandles.

"I've got new sandles, Peter," Jesus said.
"New sandles, Lord?" Peter asked. "They look like the old ones to me."
"Yes, they do," Jesus replied, laughing through his handsomly-cropped beard. He was a fun old kind of chap.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I love Jesus
and Jesus loves me. And you, probably.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# he better, i know where he lives.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# The North Pole?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# yeah. and he shops at lidl..the cheap skate.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Christ. And I thought I loved him.
Next time I'm in brighton let's go to his house together and piss on his doorstep.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# YEAH!
THE PIKEY CUNT!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# There was a time
that we were in the field with the Lord and we were hungry. But it was a Sunday and we did not want to pick any of the farmer's grain to eat. And Jesus said, "For fuck's sake, if it was a Monday you'd stab the farmer in his sleep for his 4x4 and PS3 but because it's a Sunday you won't steal a bit of raw wheat. What are you, some kind of fucking pussies? Grow some fucking balls and eat that wheat you cunts."
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yes
Now tell me about the film.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it's a classic.
watch it. very very very good film.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# one of my all time favs
and filmed just a few miles from my house, actually (well, lots of it, anyway.)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You've done the same replying to my threads :]
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# fuck off. i'm brilliant.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# As much as I'd love to disagree,
I simply can't.
Your brilliance is blinding me D:
*shields eyes*

'Ning ma'am
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you forget, i'm not 15..don't do your creepy gary glitter routine on me!!!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Since when am I Gary Glitter?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# since 23.40 on the 23rd of november 2008
when i said it.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm quite confused now.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# sexually?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hahah nope
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# DON'T PLAY THE INNOCENT WITH US
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# DON'T PLAY THE INNOCENT WITH US
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'm not, I just have nothing to be guilty about :/
Which is why I'm confused.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# YOU SHOULD BE GUILTY ABOUT YOUR GUILT!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# What guilt? D:
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# DON'T PLAY THE INNOCENT WITH US
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# THE GUILT THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GUILTY!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Harold moid?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Edit: Arf! Just noticed crap toilet tranny is in your profile. I miss him like a brother/sister hybrid.
I want that picture on a christmas card.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# ooo thats given me an idea.
might have to be e-cards tho as my printer is fucked..but toilet tranny cards would be awesome.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahaha
Sounds like Noi Yoik version
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)