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# NEVER give an old lady toffees...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# LEAVE MY GRAN ALONE
actually, don't. She's a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Can I date her>?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# can I date-rape her?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I don't want to date her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# she'd only beat you up anyway.
that's how she expresses love. with swear and hitting.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you forgot 'salad tossing'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Sounds like my Dad's mum
fucking lunatic, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# is she still virgin....
I love demented virgins..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# MY DAD'S MUM
My Dad = Not Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# damnit
I was only joking :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *bows* morning chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you still haven't replaced your pics on your profile
hang your head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Come on, everyone knows what I look like.
Cross between the female Rob Manuel and a young Penelope Wilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *googles Penelope Wilton*


ooh very much would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# God damn
*filths*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Aye, but only half.
Rob it up a bit.

(My mum looks like Penelope in Shaun of the Dead. Scarily so.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# My dad looked like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire
which is why that film always makes me cry

/biography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now that's an interesting post.
Ningles Mrs Liet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Ningles good Captain!
All ship shape and bristol fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# My bristols are looking dead fashionable
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# VAT sorted, car sorted, Halls are decked with various Christmas fare
Things are looking up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I can't picture that
I'm not sure I want to
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Yes you do. You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# half of it
no offence Rob, but you don't do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# He is very handsome in his glove and hat combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Julia Deacon
Is one of my 'I really shouldn't think like this but I bloody would' s
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *googles*
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Pfft no, but
*BUMS ANYWAY*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# she's lully
She looks a bit like Britney 'I'm on a show all about singing..so I'll mime my song' Spears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# She's a dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# For that amount of puff
I would french kiss that woman
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Give me 60 or so years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I'll bet you look even hotter than this babe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I'm going to do granny porn.
Hot young chaps on tap. Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# when you're having sex then
even your face jiggles
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)