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# Hello Poland, stop reminding me about KFC gravy
as I'm stuck carless in the arse-end of nowhere.

*hungries*

Nicely done on the anagram there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# KFC gravy? You don't get that here!
but the chicken is wonderful, and it's about 1/4 of the price :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The gravy is amazing. AMAZING.
It's like hot, salty crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# for some reason
that has made me think of Judith Chalmers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Everything makes you think of her.
Or Esther Rantzen. Menopausal hormones are to you like lasagne is to Garfield, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I dunno
it's a bit like milk that's on the turn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Erm... whose
hot, salty crack?

this makes a difference
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Colonel whatshisface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hot, salty crack, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# O_o
*monocle drops into gravy*

I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hello gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hello lovely!
Can I eat KFC off your buttocks?

I'm starvin', pet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# But of course, I think that's what they're there for.
*holds out half eaten Boost Germanywards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NOMNOMNOMNOM
I haz buket of gummi snayles on mah desk nomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# buket?!
*jelus*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# BIG buket
edit: nomnom got fat tum

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I've got discos....
edit: ooh and a bag of hog lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# better check for leprechauns
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's also about 1/4 of the chicken
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# once again sharing way too much about your private life
some things should be kept between you and your proctologist
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# My proctologist is called Dr. Loch
Loch = "Hole" in German

I once farted in his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# "I'm a doctor of proctology and other related tendencies..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)