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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# All about feets.
:D

Why the shit am I here? I've got so much to do. Sigh. Today's such a write off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Give up, honey.
I did about 30 mins ago.

Go get a cup of tea and some bics, and put your feet up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# But I can't, this was stuff I gave up on on Friday
fucking.....client. NNNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Screw 'em
Let 'em fucking burn*

*New, somewhat radical corporate policy idea
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I wish, sweetie. I bloody wish.
The last company that had this account had a party when the client left them for us. NOW I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ah, one of those.
I do have another solution...

*hands over tactical nuke*

This usually works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# \o/
yaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *giggles insanely*
Join me
Join me and my gummi snayles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *says ah* feed me, daddy bird
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *chews up gummi snayle, swallows and regurgitates into open mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# lovely image...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D *smacks lips happily and dribbles chunks of neon gumminess*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *double wipes*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *dabs at mouth with serviette*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *happy captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ?o/ *glees*
I actually meant that to be a "\o/" but my German keyboard failed me. Anyway, I think it looks like a hook, so that's kewl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yarrr!
I've eaten so much this lunchtime, in preparation for not eating till tomorrow (band practice till 11pm after work) and I feel a little bit sick.

Sandwich
Discos
Boost
Hog Lumps
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# junk food? bad captain!
eat your greens!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Junk food is a very, very rare occasion for me.
Hence why it makes me feel sick. I'll be paying for this tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# i know the feeling
anything fried makes me feel ill for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh yeah, that too
bleurgh. Still wouldn't say no to some eggy bread though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# me neither
i love fried egg butties when i'm pissed, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I ate too many gummi snayles earlier and felt terrible
Then I felt better again.

I just ate a load of gummi snayles again.

I would love some hog lumps

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I would love to give you some hog lumps
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Not had any for literally YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Next time you're about over here
obviously call me so we can go for drinkies (that's the law anyway) and I will buy you hog lumps. In a bucket, if you so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Absolutely
I shall eat like a king and you shall be my queen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# \o/ the dream team, back together
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I ate 1/2 a pound of wine gums at work last week!
Top sugar-rushery ensued!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It's not the sugar rush I mind
It's the sugar low immediately afterwards, where I feel like clawing out my own eyes with salty forks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah i got that too.
Buzzing like mad then tired as fuck!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# What are hog lumps?
Pork scratchings?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Oh yes indeed
food of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# fucking tasty, that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# You're telling me!!
*wipes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Delegate
We'll help!
In our own, special way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# If only, my dear, if only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I would if I could Miss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I'd bloody love you to come and work for me.
You'd actually get something done instead of wanging on about hollyoaks and calling in sick because 'my ear feels weird'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Oh my, that's a universal truth right there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# She's fucking lucky it wasn't me who answered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Fuck, yeah - I can only imagine...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *angry*
but then I do work where I work, so it's sort of to be expected from some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Damn straight lady
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Move heeeeere
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Meh. Don't tempt me
I'm so bloody sick of the my job and the job market around here.

I'm also all fretty because the only thing I'm technically experienced for is care work...and I may be just about to be wrongly put on a list that prevents me doing it again :/

In practice I'm pretty good at turning my hand to most things, but that's not what employers see on a cv
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh, pet.
I want to beat the shit out of the people you work with.

*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Well, young Ms J...
who's not replying to posts now, eh?

*flounces about like a big flouncy thing*

Edit: And is only messing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 'eh? where?
Have I missed a post? I've not got more than a couple of threads down the board recently, I's replying to stuff HURGH
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *attaches damp laundry to mid-flounce JPG*
that's it, flap, man, FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *does very poor impression of the crow from the Kia-Ora ad*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It's too orangy for you....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'll be your dog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Damn right you will *saddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Thought as much
Urf
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)