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# Waterbears
They put cockroaches to shame in the way they are totally indestructable... ten years without water, burn them, freeze them, 5000 times the amount of radiation a human can survive.. you name it. Waterbears take a kicking and keep on Ticking.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Yup.
years of exposure to hard vacuum, freezing to within a rounding error from being at absolute zero, crazy amounts of gamma irradiation...

But then we usually die from gamma exposure because of our fragile digestive tracts, which these creatures don't have.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# And don'f forget bdelloid rotifers!
Those things are fucking nails.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# no sex, please
we're bdelloid rotifers
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# What happens if you stand on them?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ...nothing
they really are quite scarily tough
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# But they do have cocks on their heads
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# They shoot you with 'lazers'
;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Are you still awake?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)