Shove it up your chuff cuntbadger!
It was a compliment innit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP!
I AM A DEAF WANK BASTARD!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03,
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I'M GOING BLIND!
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR ONCOMING CARS, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKERS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09,
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Well yeah,
but I have shit eyesight too. And I have lost my glasses!
LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12,
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i can't lose my glasses
they're deirdre barlow-sized
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16,
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glasses the size of actual size of deirdre barlow?
how do you hold your head up?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:34,
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Nope.
I don't like pendulum. Did you? I've got about 4 pounds so I've not been out in ages.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07,
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