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# Shemale bat in sri lanka
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Shemales are awesome
I wish someone had some good links to high quality porn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I just had the weirdest hallucination
where there was a thread on this board regarding that very concept. And a bunch of us were posting, and replying, and generally making a funtime out of an absolute fail.

It was a nice hallucination. I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I'm in a violence gang if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Violence gang shemale crime panties
are so hot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# that's the best kind of gang
word, muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Yeah I think I dreamed I was in shemale sri lanka
and this shemale pin dick posted a link to high quality porn. I was sads to waking :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I hired a van last weekend
but the radio didn't work and was asking me to put a code in.

That night I dreamed that I found the code on a piece of paper and that the code was 4040.

The next day I tried the code in the radio and guess what? It didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# proof positive
that dreams are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# That reminds me of the time I had these numbers going through my head - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.
Constantly going through my head, every waking hour - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.

Long story short, I forgot to buy a lottery ticket and didn't check if those were the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Well, don't try to buy a lottery ticket here
our numbers only go up to 49.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Holy fuck
that's my pin number.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I now have pin access!
Next time you are making a dress, you will reach for a pin but I will have taken them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# he doesn't make dresses
he just wears them
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# It's only one pin
I'm not too bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/9010314
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Shemale curve
and shemale pin dick.
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# The picture the spambot tried to post was a bit grim
be thankful it was shit at html.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I am very thankful, I'm at work.
Thanks, Mystery Bob. Thystery Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# ok, work is over now.
See you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# L8R
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# It was probably distracted
by its cyber pin dick and porn teats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Personally,
I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# No worries,
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I ACCIDENTALLY THE PICKLE JAR

edit: Pic updated, forgot the name, LOL. Now it's got a shemale and pear...LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
# AWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)