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# I know its not a picture, but I dont care
I just watched the dark knight for the first time, and it was fucking awesome

Actually: Heres a bat

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# hmm
'zat the one with Michael Keaton?


J/K I loved the flick too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# it was good, however the way that batman and two-face had to talk it that annoying husky voice all the time did drag a little bit
amd sequal lololol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# this
i wasnt impressed by it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# OH HAI THERE TIGERMAN!
what ara you doing at this late hour?

The film was good, I can see why so many people bummed why so serious now, and why I went out at halloween and saw probably toonnes of people with joker facepaint on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i dont know
but batman really got on my tits in this film. it just didnt work as well as the 1st one. i did like (parts of)the jokers performance, better than some other jokers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I still havent seen the first one
However maggie gyllenhall is pretty hot.

Have you seen secertary?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i saw it advertised
and it does look good / rude :D i didnt like holmes in the 1st one - but then i hate her anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Yeah its good/rude/dark(ish) id say
worth a watch tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I also saw Iron Man when it was out.
I find myself watching more bits of that online than Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i havent seen that yet
hope to get it for christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# listen to acdc back in black
and watch transformers

this may not be an acurate simulation but it should keep you going till the 25th
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I still havent seen ironman
but I just dont like the fact hes all
"oh look at me, ive got a super suit that lets me do shit"
hes effectivly a fit darth vader
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# OH NO I LOST MY HOT SHEMALES
and now I will have to post this here.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Seambat
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# its a repost
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# as is this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# My wife loves this more than anything on b3ta
Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Didn't care for it
thought it was all about how cool the Bush administration actually is and was devoid of interesting visual style despite pretensions to it. Heath Ledger was good. Not a performance or movie worth dying over, however.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I wish I could do this
but I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Shemale bat in sri lanka
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Shemales are awesome
I wish someone had some good links to high quality porn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I just had the weirdest hallucination
where there was a thread on this board regarding that very concept. And a bunch of us were posting, and replying, and generally making a funtime out of an absolute fail.

It was a nice hallucination. I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I'm in a violence gang if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Violence gang shemale crime panties
are so hot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# that's the best kind of gang
word, muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Yeah I think I dreamed I was in shemale sri lanka
and this shemale pin dick posted a link to high quality porn. I was sads to waking :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I hired a van last weekend
but the radio didn't work and was asking me to put a code in.

That night I dreamed that I found the code on a piece of paper and that the code was 4040.

The next day I tried the code in the radio and guess what? It didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# proof positive
that dreams are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# That reminds me of the time I had these numbers going through my head - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.
Constantly going through my head, every waking hour - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.

Long story short, I forgot to buy a lottery ticket and didn't check if those were the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Well, don't try to buy a lottery ticket here
our numbers only go up to 49.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Holy fuck
that's my pin number.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I now have pin access!
Next time you are making a dress, you will reach for a pin but I will have taken them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# he doesn't make dresses
he just wears them
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# It's only one pin
I'm not too bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/9010314
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Shemale curve
and shemale pin dick.
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# The picture the spambot tried to post was a bit grim
be thankful it was shit at html.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I am very thankful, I'm at work.
Thanks, Mystery Bob. Thystery Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# ok, work is over now.
See you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# L8R
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# It was probably distracted
by its cyber pin dick and porn teats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Personally,
I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# No worries,
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I ACCIDENTALLY THE PICKLE JAR

edit: Pic updated, forgot the name, LOL. Now it's got a shemale and pear...LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
# AWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)