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# Yeah, make it even naughtier.
That won't get kids smoking at all.

Fuck off Mr Government, I'll quit when I want to.


*is not referring to BBD as Mr Government.*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've got an idea
lets put every packet of fags in a locked safe and everytime you want a smoke you have to apply to your local MP for one.

If you get past that stage yopu then are submitted to a Dragon's Den style interrogation in which your need for a cigarette is assessed.

You recieve a final decision two weeks later informing you if your application for a cigarette has been approved.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Sensible Policies For A Better Britain
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I already want to belt my local MP, don't make him my ciggie nazi too.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I had visions of them being held in some ruined temple like the Hovitos fertility statue
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hovis fertility statues!?
ewww!


(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# You Throw Me The Marlboros, I throw you the Whip!
:D
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha, yes :)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Or we could let shops and pubs and clubs apply for licenses to sell and allow smoking on the premesis.
What?

Oh.

*wanders off*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *flying hugby tackles*
You feeling any better today, lovely?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, although I've got hiccups now as I was nomming down my sandwich with terminal ferocity
*hungry*

*hugs*

How's you?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# In need of coffee.
And a Pret Chocolate Brownie.
And some Orange Juice.
and a Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese sandwich on brown, black pepper, and a little bit of lemon, please.

/missed breakfast...

Edit: *HUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSSSSS*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Chocolate. Oooh you naughty, I'd forgotten it existed.
I'm off to the machine.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *gets Cap'n inna headlock*
QUIT! QUIT NOW!

DO IT!


(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Not on your or anyone else's nelly.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)