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# But can she be milked?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Sir, I feel it is beholden upon you to at least try to find out.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I can't stop giggling
Guest just checked into my hotel, name of Cynthia Barry.
The booking system gives last name/first part of first name
so she's BARRY/CYNT. I need to get out more.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Also: You're in B'ton, yes?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# God I wish!
Sunny Canary Wharf - brrrrr!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Aha!
*stalks*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *celerys*
Don't ask me - I don't know.
Where be you be then squire?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *gooses*
Behind You!

Well, Bloomsbury ashually, but I frequent the Waitrose down in your neck o' the woods.
It's great for a having a cheeky glass of plonk whilst food shopping.
;-)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *SCREAMS like a woman!*
Oh Blooooomsbury, is it? How ver ver nice.
Mmmm Waitrose. I'll be getting our goose from there for Christmas.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Excellent!
Roast Dinner of Champions, that is.
And the fat makes the most superb roastie spuds.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I don't get it

* enough
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE CUNT, BARRY!
any wiser?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It all started here:
www.b3ta.com/board/6027577#post6027579
and then, well, the rest is nonsense
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Ha!
At my old school the username protocol was the first 3 letter of the persons surname followed by the first letter of their first name. This was the case for pupils and teachers alike.

One of my teachers was called B Knowd.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha!
what a wanker
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I didn't actually know you worked in a hotel.
You're just copying me now!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Your place is way out of my league
*5 stars all over yo ass*
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes
and it's your fault for tattooing them on there.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# That was no needle :¬(
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# That wasn't ink!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I'm not reading this!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm not sure I approve of this outcome...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)