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# hey b3ta dot com interenet board messageboards forum website


i drew a picture of a penis!!!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# your mom fucked a beaver
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# she had big tits...
...(secret snicker).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Still thinking about these.
The temple drawing direction is easy, yet there may be
more use out of this odd lot. Tempted to do a chapter
or so of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_of_light
but I've already done a short Zelazny based comic. Hmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I did it!

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# you just drew a penis going straight through his head
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Hence
the shocked expression...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I love these mouse fellas
i look forward to them every morning.
(Cock Piss Partridge Couldn't give a shit who Virgilio Anderson is., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# and a fine penis it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i traced my own to make it more realistic!!!!
lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)
# yeah, but if you want to improve your style
you need to pay more attention to people who get shit tattoos on their backs, and people who draw the same fucking demon over and over without variation.

Because they are artists, and they know whereof they speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# oh shit yeah
im working on a piece right now called "demon devil skull with wings that are on fire they are like bat wings and angel wings and it has devil horns and a halo at the same time because that is clever".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)
# That's a great start
but you also need to take time out of your busy schedule to harrass teenage girls because you don't like the way they draw, even though you are well into adulthood and should know better.

THAT is big and clever, and will make you a true ARTISTE. With a capital F.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)
# aww c'mon...a toast!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# what is the malted liquor?
what gets you drunker quicker?
what comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I suggest you sell it. Sell more dik!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:13, archived)
# it's not a forum... IT'S NOT A FORUM...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# HOLY WOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# That's not a penis - THIS is a penis!


NING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)