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# Wotcher......transformerpenis.
I'm not well, you have to let me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ah yes
mmm vomit. have you considered going to the doctor?

I know it's a completely zany idea, but surely worth a try...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah but this is me.
I'm far too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yes
wait til you're dead, then go to the doctor. I put dibs on your corpse, while you're still warmish please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I shall remember to make it my last words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# the warmness is not that important
I can always give you a quick blast in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I reckon I'd taste lovely cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow risotto....
Sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# with peas, prosciutto and parmesan.
Oh, and smoked paprika.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hmmm, yes... I hadnt considered cooking your luke-warm corpse...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# See? That's why I'm here. To think of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yes, it's a good plan.
I imagine I'll have quite an appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nothing makes me hungrier than a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# haha
right, enough of this. Don't die without giving me notice and I'll make arrangements.

I'm off to finish a drawing. Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ok then.
Come back at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I demand that you go home
take the rest of today and tomorrow off.

What are you in work to do and have you done it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# All of my work
nope.

I've got about 14 hours worth of stuff too do today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# can any of it be done from home?
have you considered puking on your boss?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Nope, afraid not.
As I run a team I've got to be in the office to run them.

Yes, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# What if you made a larger than life sized statue of yourself in gold
and had it wired up to say inspirational things to your team.... or things like "I'M ALWAYS WATCHING... ALL HAIL FAE"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I wish I could, I wish I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# heh
I was making a newsletter yesterday which was going on about how customer service departments experience the highest employee sickness rates of any sector
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You try being screamed at/looked down on/ threatened 8 hours a day, every day.
My guys are atually pretty good for sickness, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's just what Captains have to do.
Can't let the ship go down for a dose of scurvy.
(And it impresses the admirals).
Edit: see fp, sixth image.

But stop if it gets too much, yes? — b3ta needs its captain too!
*breaks out the rum*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *swiftly dodges*
Oh, that was a smile... sorry :D
Seriously: get well soon. I'm no medic, but maybe try to have a good 5 minute rest every hour or so? You don't want to get completely wrung out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D if only I could pet.
ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)