Under certain lights, Postgate's contribution to entertainment can be truly quantified...
From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 135 entries (closed)
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 135 entries (closed)
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
Wotcher......transformerpenis.
I'm not well, you have to let me off.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:10,
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ah yes
mmm vomit. have you considered going to the doctor?
I know it's a completely zany idea, but surely worth a try...
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:11,
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I know it's a completely zany idea, but surely worth a try...
yes
wait til you're dead, then go to the doctor. I put dibs on your corpse, while you're still warmish please.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13,
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the warmness is not that important
I can always give you a quick blast in the microwave.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:20,
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hmmm, yes... I hadnt considered cooking your luke-warm corpse...
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28,
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haha
right, enough of this. Don't die without giving me notice and I'll make arrangements.
I'm off to finish a drawing. Cheerio.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:38,
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I'm off to finish a drawing. Cheerio.
I demand that you go home
take the rest of today and tomorrow off.
What are you in work to do and have you done it?
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12,
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What are you in work to do and have you done it?
All of my work
nope.
I've got about 14 hours worth of stuff too do today.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13,
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I've got about 14 hours worth of stuff too do today.
can any of it be done from home?
have you considered puking on your boss?
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:14,
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Nope, afraid not.
As I run a team I've got to be in the office to run them.
Yes, actually.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:17,
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Yes, actually.
What if you made a larger than life sized statue of yourself in gold
and had it wired up to say inspirational things to your team.... or things like "I'M ALWAYS WATCHING... ALL HAIL FAE"
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:21,
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heh
I was making a newsletter yesterday which was going on about how customer service departments experience the highest employee sickness rates of any sector
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:24,
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You try being screamed at/looked down on/ threatened 8 hours a day, every day.
My guys are atually pretty good for sickness, which is nice.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:26,
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It's just what Captains have to do.
Can't let the ship go down for a dose of scurvy.
(And it impresses the admirals).
Edit: see fp, sixth image.
But stop if it gets too much, yes? — b3ta needs its captain too!
*breaks out the rum*
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28,
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(And it impresses the admirals).
Edit: see fp, sixth image.
But stop if it gets too much, yes? — b3ta needs its captain too!
*breaks out the rum*
*swiftly dodges*
Oh, that was a smile... sorry :D
Seriously: get well soon. I'm no medic, but maybe try to have a good 5 minute rest every hour or so? You don't want to get completely wrung out.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:41,
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Seriously: get well soon. I'm no medic, but maybe try to have a good 5 minute rest every hour or so? You don't want to get completely wrung out.
it's a minefield round here isn't it :D
What Proj said, I was commending you on spotting how GL's big neck made the perfect big round headness of Bagpuss. no sarcasm at all.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:16,
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A magnificant tumour, it would seem.
Either that or a breathing pouch like a frog.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:12,
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he looks like a
giraffe which has had an anvil fall on it's head
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:15,
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Looks like he wore a tie too tight
and a moob popped up there.
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13,
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pffft
I've been working on what I call 'The Lucas Formula' to judge how shit a film is, inspired by The Phantom Menace.. goes roughly like this:
(Budget of film x Pre-release hype (out of 10)) / audience goodwill (out of 10)
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Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:13,
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(Budget of film x Pre-release hype (out of 10)) / audience goodwill (out of 10)