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# very nice
also - the board spazzed out of existence for a moment there... I was a little scared but I managed to get through it alright and now I'm back...

read the entire harrowing tale in my new celebrity hardback ... 'I Fucked Wincy Willis with a Turtle - The Professor UnderCover Story: Part 1'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I like how your mind is a bit broken in places
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm struggling to find the bits where it's not broken
but thanks...

*embraces like a brother*
*holds back tears*

... it means a lot to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *films*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *wipes dribble from your chin*
so special
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Is it in WHSmiths 50% off hardbacks offer?
If not there's no sale
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# well - yes and no
... I managed to smuggle some copies into WH Smiths and leave them on the shelves... but as they don't know they're there I don't think it would technically be stealing if you took them without paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *giggles self unconscious*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# This is brilliant.
They get awful confused at the checkouts when stuff doesn't scan.

This would cause absolute carnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
next week's challenge: design a cover for a new Celebrity Hardback... have it printed professionally, and sneak into WH Smiths and put it over Alan Carr's new book.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Oh my fucking christ YES!
that'd be a heap of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *clicks*
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