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[challenge entry] AutoCAD you know the score :)


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(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# didn't i...
but it was...

huh...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh dear.....
I'm not sure that was a wise idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh Well
I guess i'm just a rank amature
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Not at all,
merely that your bottom may be a little sore from the inevitable raping.

I did try to couch my response in gentle tones.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You're just buttering him up for yourself
let us all have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes*
*no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Erm ...
Oops. This is partly my fault, all - I requested a smaller version.

Sorry - and thank you to bowi555, but you're going to be nazied.

I'd join in but I feel partially responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's what the Nazi's said
um...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I think you'll find they requested
A larger version, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# never mind
these things happen : )
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That's very understanding of you
You bloody hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's all your fault, AS USUAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Haha!
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I had an awesome anecdote about my boss and you just deleted it.
YOU FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU.

Not really. It wasn't awesome in the slightest. Edit, though. Is your friend.

Edit: Oh, wait. That didn't happen. Who's the massive spastic now? It's me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I think what was meant was that it's not very wise for people to have 'cunt' in large letters on their screens at work.
The text is still very legible, therefore this wasn't really much of an improvement.

As will no doubt already have been mentioned by the time I've finished typing this, you would have been better off using the 'edit' button on the previous thread where you posted this than creating a new thread. New threads push someone else's work off the bottom of the screen - something which potentially could have taken them hours to make, so reposting in new threads tends to make people quite angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ^ what this wise man said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# /\ This
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Very wise
to wise for me i'll try to be a good little boy and am at this moment banging my head with a medium sized frying pan.

BAD MAN!!! (me)
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You gotta think though
if you're really worried about the word "CUNT" appearing on your screen while you're at work maybe b3ta isn't the best website to be hanging out on!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I don't have to think.
Don't you repress me, you facist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Just tell your boss
it's a self help group for tourettes sufferers and then swear at him till he asks HR to put you on paid leave
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Sadly my boss is 6' 5", and I'm only 5'11".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is this work or a playground?
We don't tend to solve work-place disputes with violence here.

Psychological torture perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I work in a boxing ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)