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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# ORGANS IN MAINS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I dreamed that a dog
A) Was trapped in my guitar

B) Was in my cheese

C) Offered me his body
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# How has the unarmed bandit . . . pulled this off ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# use apple with fuse
use apple sauce with broken circuit
pick up nut
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Grow a set of boobs
wait for a man to fix it for you

*grin*
I like setting feminism back..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# The kitchens in McDonalds look like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# USE TAPE ON APPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I HATE
oh wate, false alarm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I HATE NUTMEAT
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
STFU AND EAT YOUR NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Tastes like peanuts, chews like meat. NUTMEAT: ALMOST NUTOLENE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
This recipe will teach you how to make Nutmeat Cheese Balls. It is a quick and easy recipe to make. This vegetarian recipe for nutmeat cheese balls has to be the most quickest and easiest recipe I have made. It is a great recipe for the kids to prepare. One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls. Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I don't even want to think what a nutmeat cheeseball would taste like.
Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Get tape.
Tape apple to forehead.

Headbutt door.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# we've got so much power now it's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)