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# Ah yes,
a queefing pussy. The perfect tribute to the greatest childrens television creator of all time.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'Lo Red!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Eh up rapey!
How do?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That was a shit fast reply, again!
Yeah i'm good, just won £20 in a couple hands of poker, pretty good as i came in with £4.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Sweet!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Not too bad.
I was off to bed an hour ago, but then my best mate rang me trying to convince me to move up to Dunfermline. I told him I would only do it if he let me boff his wife at least 3 times a week. He said no, even though I promised to only do it while he was at work, and make sure he would never catch us.

Selfish cunt! I used to share my lego with him....
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I say two things:
1. People use more onomaetopaeia (don't care about spelling don't bother) to mean sex.

2. You thunk her anyway ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Well she did say to me on the phone,
that if I get a really good job, she will leave him for me,
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Haha, is she boomable?
Or is she a bit of a glurp.


More nonsense words please!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well I would snockle her moncurs!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hu-hoh!
You plorbilgy old snarp!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh well winkleberries to you
and your family you darminkle!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# >:(
Horblog!

I'm off for sleepies.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this has got nothing to do with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Pfft!
I suppose, nor Gummy Bears.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# indeed.
bagpuss was alright when I was a wee lad, but it doesn't compare to He-Man, Gummi Bears, or indeed Thundercats. In fact, I doubt the clangers or bagpuss were even in my top ten as a kid. Maybe 26 is too young for being all "bagpuss was fucking genius".
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Well I dunno.
Bagpuss wasn't my favourite thing growing up, but having seen it again over the last couple of years, along with The Clangers, it was extremely clever, yet simple and basic. There is a charm to them that none of the others listed had in my opinion.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I was thinking this,
if you replace He-Man with 'The' and and the masters of the universe with 'Treacle People'.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# SHOE PEOPLE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I remember shoe people.
I hated it because my sister liked it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I tried to download Shoe People off Limewire a while back.
I got nothing but porn.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Awww!
Well youtube seems to have a lot of the episodes :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Huzzah for Youtube!
I honestly don't know where we'd be without it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)