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# All nuns are pirates.
100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# What about the ninja ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Clearly...
...only the ones with black marker pens to colour in the white bits can be ninjas. But the pope doesn't permit nuns to use pens.

Ergo all ninja nuns are fakes.

/logic
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# How do they get the eye patch without the marker pens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Comedy telescopes.
You know, that ones that give you a black eye when you use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Clever bitches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# they're Ninjas
Anyone Heard Sebastian Bach's Angel Down?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# no
but I've been listening to Sebastian Tellier a lot -- he's French.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)