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# Here have a pirate nun.
It will take the taste of the naked man away.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# All nuns are pirates.
100% FACT.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# What about the ninja ones?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Clearly...
...only the ones with black marker pens to colour in the white bits can be ninjas. But the pope doesn't permit nuns to use pens.

Ergo all ninja nuns are fakes.

/logic
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# How do they get the eye patch without the marker pens?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Comedy telescopes.
You know, that ones that give you a black eye when you use them.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Clever bitches
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# they're Ninjas
Anyone Heard Sebastian Bach's Angel Down?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# no
but I've been listening to Sebastian Tellier a lot -- he's French.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# no Aliens
No win


*EDIT* Hmmm - that's not yours is it?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I dunno, bit of make-up and she could be a chestburster.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# good thinking
I like your style
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no win no fee
no fee no vat
no vat no fuss
no fuss no muss...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They also love teh dick
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay
and seasonal too
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# another?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# wAHYEY!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I am proud.
b3ta.com/board/9035104

*hug* ningles lovely.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# cor thats dead nice is that
i love masks
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Well you know my fetish for them
I'm surprised it took me this long.

Thanks, pet.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# all the best people love masks, specialy venetian ones
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hell YES.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# OK - this could be the best compliment you've had in a while...
... but what have you actually done to the image?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# where the HELL have you been
and yes - google Pirate Nun....



(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I've seeing if the grass is greener on the other side
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# the other side of WHAT?
*panics*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# this!!!!
Well, Griffy, IS IT?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I CAN ABSOLUTELY ASSURE YOU THAT IT IS NOT
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# cool
Welcome back, and Merry Christmas
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cheers Bees
and a Merry Christmas to all

I've got my work do tonight. It's all Black Tie an everything
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't like Asian food...
*comedy trombone*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you need...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# what I need madam,
is the warming embrace of a rosy cheeked woman to make me feel less ill... if that isn't forthcoming the bony ministrations of crack addled hooker will have to suffice...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# in that case
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# welcome back young whipper snapper
did you have exciting adventures which you can regale us with tales of?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# no. not really.
Vietnamese prisons are quite dull places
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# man
I thought they'd be full of Vampire gold :(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# and is it?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
I had to double check then

I was going to type it, then thought - hang on - I don't remember typing that...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
but I asked first :(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=pirate%20nun&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
I can google too, look.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# yay - two minds..
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Someone has ripped him off repeatedly!
In the past!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# tsk
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oh my
Dora the Engorger
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# you can be arrested for that in Australia
I suggest you hide it and all Aussie users wipe their cache now.

/no joke blog
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# they'd have to catch me first
YOINK
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I LOVE ADBLOCK
!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# nononononononononoooooo
that made me choke on my lunch.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# great - lovely as this is
I think I'll have to spend the next little bit of the day at my cache with a brillo pad.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# NSFW
AdBlock

Try not to be such an idiot next time, mmm-kay?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# shut up you prick
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Did someone proclaim you king of b3ta or something?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Errr,
actually yeah, I did.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha

It can be away for months, and then, suddenly, there it is again!
;)
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# seems to rile the noobs lovely still
you alright mate
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah man
just getting some work down before the office closes down for crimbo

yourself?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# not bad mate, off shopping in a bit
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh shit, don't remind me
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# FUCK ME!
Good job my boss wasn't walking past then!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SNOGGING CHRISTMAS CHRIST!!!
....
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# HAHAHA! COR!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# cunt
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# if you have shopped this may I please be allowed to heartily extend my congratulations to you
if you have googled "pirate nun" and then uploaded what you find there and posted it may I suggest that, in future, you might make efforts to manipulate images in some way before you post them... we're a happy bunch here but we're often a lot happier to see original stuff you've made yourself... that's kind of the point.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Fuck Off
You should feel so proud as you have just pushed someone else's hard work off the board with what you found on another website.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)