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[challenge entry] Two Hit Compo or If Hollywood Ripped Off UK TV or Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

From the UK TV, Hollywood Style challenge. See all 339 entries (closed)

(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Just don't show this photo to the French
they'll eat their legs in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Too right!
I discriminate everyone equally!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# It's not racist if it's true
just saying....

an HI EVERYBODY!!
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Customer to waitress: 'Do you have frog legs?'
waitress: Yes
Customer: Well hop to the kitchen and get me some coffee.


Thanks...I'll be here all week and remember to tip your bartender.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# UNLIKELY.
STATIC TARGETS ARE MUCH EASIER TO HIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# YOU'LL HAVE A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
AND END UP IN A BIG KFC IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Starring Ned Beatty as Miss Piggy.
As you've never seen her before!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Bagpuss : 1974
Kermit : 1955

Hurrah for Wikipedia!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Research
Ah, poor form on my part. *blushes*
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I never knew Kermit was left handed
or is that lies too?
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# All muppet musicians were left handed.
I think Jim Henson was and wanted to make a point.

Either that or a left handed muppet was easier to pupetteer.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)