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# BBC headline writers miss a trick...


As it was reported
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Chipboard economics and loose-screw accountancy
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# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *could not be made up*
:)there is brilliance at work here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He just did make it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Well, the headline not the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# not the furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Of course he didn't make the furniture.
He's not a carpenter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# He's niether Jesus nor a 80's pop family.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# so jesus's mum and dad had nowhere to live but they were ok.for furniture?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'd correct this if I wasn't a ranging atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# when did this happen!!!!!!
why wasn't I informed, my computer has fallen to the floor and i am only told why now!
it's an outrage, computers falling to the floor, it's p.c. gone mad!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No fair. You made me *pfffft*
I was getting in a good grump too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# All is fair in Love and B3ta
in other news
Not Horses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ATCHOO!
Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Is that a Hanky in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me, big boy?
*actually this would explain men's obsession with girlie mags and tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Aw, bless.
Off to the bathroom for a quick sneeze, sniffle and wipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
gems abound
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# oh dear
i hope you feel soiled after that!
*spangs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I always feel soiled on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# too true.
you love it though!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ewwww
yukyukyukyuk
*pukes*

White Y-Fronts for God's sake! NSFW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# lol sorry,
should they have been in brown with white stains???

:D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# White Stains?????
did you see my link on the reply above ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Link??? no,
but I'm prolly being thick,
:D sorry M.

Edit:oh!
snotty pants. yum!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# that hit my funnybone just right
but you will be punished for the punnery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ah
ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

*clicks* like a loon
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)