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# Not worth much of a thread, but its small :)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yay! cars!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# fuck cars!


Mine won't even go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Is she doing naughty things with the gear stick?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# no, she's currently testing out the suspension


She also tests performance modifications too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# BrrrrrrrrrrBRRBRBRBRRMMRMRMRMMRMM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# NIce grille !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# FUUUUUCK!


GET TO DA CHOPPA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# earthquake too??
must be some good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Please pass the dramamine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Toon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I feel
sick
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# If this car's a rockin' . . . don't bother knockin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# hahaha
the two-timing slut
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That needs a minor rust treatment, and it'll be as good as new
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i need some...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# So does the truck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# (drum)...
...(cymbol)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Crasholeum . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# (yup)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Catawracked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# fucken cats... always wrecking cars and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Curiosity . . . wrecked the car !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Busted . . . Dogg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# haha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Got it stuck in granny . . .
BRRMRMRMR . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Does grandpa know?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# He gets a % age !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# a percentage of what you stuck in her, no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Up to the hilt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Well, since yer into that--


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Aaaarrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Nice arm chair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# oi! i just replied to this up there
as i was saying am currently trying to find a bikini clad gran with her arms aloft, proving rather tricky and not a little disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# If you are desperate, we should be able to find her
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# sexy tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# well if you insist
edit/ oops probably a tad nsfw

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/qe2corsetgstq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# By Jove!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# oops...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Lovers lane . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# YAY

/edit: not worth its own thread etc
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hot dog eating contest winner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# needs more cars...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# OK

with added pun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# toot toot
must be qualified-no L plates
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Heavy load . . .
Raaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# rac lol
services ten mile:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Now that's one way to save on fuel . . .
however . . . he appears to be leaving a pretty heavy carbon footprint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# fffffff (spew)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Courgh . . . courgh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# How many jews can you fin in one car?

/edit: oh it's a car thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Swift !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# and other stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ffs
I just spat beer all over my screen!


EDIT: Who needs Top Gear??

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hehehe
open this in a new tab
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=e5gRBUg294Y

thoughtfully provided by the newsletter, saves my looking for it or
www.bulliestogo.com/random/Benny%20Hill%20Theme%20(Yackity%20Sax).mp3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# \o/
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Out of Zoofrica !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
That tiger just made me laugh out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# wooooooo-hoooooooo
wonder-fahckin'-ful
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Top tigerage.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# worth all the threads in the world
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# run out of jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# pffff... I just 'got' that (juice)
I must be slipping
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I thought that was the joke?
or is it that he's too jewish to buy fuel?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Oh, He's Jewish for a reason
Its just your play on words that I didn't expect
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i got ya's all beat, wit da cockweasle snail...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I raise you a Super Happy Fun Chase
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I'll just slip this in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahha *would*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Sorry but
roflmao
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# what, no tailpipe?
pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Speaking of tailpipes . . . Heyooooooh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hello!
i'm in my mate's for the night, so i've commandeered his computer until pub o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Good moves !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# i'll be back on later
i'll be pissed, but i'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)