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# Dude, she's as old as your maths teacher used to be
Maybe she used to be attractive, but nobody lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I suppose
... although I was counting on getting better looking as I got older...

you're right about my maths teacher... my French teacher was HOT though... which is possibly why I can add but not speak French...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# maths teachers are attractive? FUCK YEAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Mine wasn't
She cried when I pointed out how useless her profession was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# but maths teachers are important
you will see... when all the calculators stop working.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# it's a shame maths in high school isn't taught to reflect it's relevance.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Each class would start with
"unless you want to code, you won't need anything beyond basic arithmetic".

then "even if you want to code, you probably only need basic arithmetic. The rest of this shite is only so I can justify my job".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# The funny part is that I contradict my engineer friends on their poor maths all the time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# She looked pretty good at Hugh Heffners birthday
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Were you there?
Are you Hugh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# chillin'
like a big ol' peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemp

hello David
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *wayves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)