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# 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# so THAT'S what a real woman looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# how rude of me
woo

also -- are those white lines around her tits supposed to be there?

also - didn't she used to be attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# giz stains
and not really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# sorry I ff-ed up with the white lines...
but she's horrible cut up and her lips...*shivers* she'll probably try to make a comeback when she's 45 (but looks like 60)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# it was bad of me to draw attention to it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Dude, she's as old as your maths teacher used to be
Maybe she used to be attractive, but nobody lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I suppose
... although I was counting on getting better looking as I got older...

you're right about my maths teacher... my French teacher was HOT though... which is possibly why I can add but not speak French...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# maths teachers are attractive? FUCK YEAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Mine wasn't
She cried when I pointed out how useless her profession was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# but maths teachers are important
you will see... when all the calculators stop working.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# it's a shame maths in high school isn't taught to reflect it's relevance.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Each class would start with
"unless you want to code, you won't need anything beyond basic arithmetic".

then "even if you want to code, you probably only need basic arithmetic. The rest of this shite is only so I can justify my job".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# The funny part is that I contradict my engineer friends on their poor maths all the time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# She looked pretty good at Hugh Heffners birthday
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Were you there?
Are you Hugh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# chillin'
like a big ol' peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemp

hello David
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *wayves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Pamela Anderson
was never all that attractive. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# cor
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Why am I hearing the Smash music?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
# still would :D
also on the BBC site, anyone find the guy in the background has been conveniently had his brightness decreased?
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45316000/jpg/_45316736_victoria.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# But not the ears.
How strange.

EDIT: I see what happened. The guy's ears are actually balckholes and are sucking all the light in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Can't be seen to out shine the Beckhams
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Or maybe the it's to detract from the fact that Posh is slowly turning into a man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# o god let it be this^
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Well she is.
Imagine what she's look like now without the implants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# like a old man trying to act as a little boy
to lure kids into his sex cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That's you that it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# they teach you that in bodyguard school
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# if a bodyguard gets cornered they can
shed their tail and they can grow another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# pffft haha
photoshop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# No but they can lick their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# heheheh!
'ningles to ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ning nang nong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)