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# Get her what she really wants this Christmas...


But why?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Ooooh I want a kitchen horsey now

They make lovely stews
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmm ... lesbians ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# horses depicted in art are a symbol of
MALE sexuality ... silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# That's as maybe.
But I'm still thinking about lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# lessybins don't even exist
the Queen said so
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Silly prof of course they do
There's plenty of documentary evidence out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that's just gays in bras
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# No. That's just wrong and unnatural.
Lesbians is proven 100% safe and effective cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I want kitchen horsey
plus free foal!
I'd like the "non pooing" models please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I love kitchen horses.
Best of all the cuisine preparatory animals.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# that's all well and good
but do you also sell something to remove stuborn hoof stains from my lino?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# There's the Lino Licking Lizard...
..but they eat horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :S
dilemma... do the horses come in packs of 4 or more for the more economically minded home maker?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Silly Prof, horses come in flocks not packs...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# won't this result in more hoof prints on my lino?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That foal looks like he's contemplating the logistics of selfphalacio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# BIzarrely
You are the second person to say that to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# suckas!!! I got in first!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# A proud boast indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# they're a mare to keep clean though
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# :D
Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)