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# I can't wait for the shops to re-open
am so very bored ;)
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# You can shop online
Or just eat more mince pies.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Online shmonline.
I need plasters. Reckon I'll find a place doing same day delivery at 4pm on Christmas day?

I rubbed a silver nitrate pen on my wart, and now a large area of my hand has turned black and necrotic. My Bulgarian neighbours may be frightened by the site of my rotting flesh, and yet I am supposed to meet them early tomorrow to help the daughter with a project. She has nice tits. What can I do?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Can't you just crepe bandage over it?
Say you burnt yourself on the oven or something. Or rescuing kittens.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# It's a
shame they're not from Japan, or I could simply pretend that giant fighting robots had caused it with gay-gun splash-damage. ...But yeah, thanks for the crepe advice.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# send the daughter to me?
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)